That’s what happens to friends, eventually. They leave you. It’s practically what they’re for.
The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own MakingNever try to outdrink a Swede, unless you happen to be a Fin or at least a Russian.
The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and DisappearedI couldn't even muster the enthusiasm to hate myself anymore.
Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That HappenedGood men are often more practical than pretty " said Mother. "Andrius just happens to be both.
Between Shades of Gray