Looking outside of yourself for love and acceptance, leaves your happiness in the hands of others.
My Feet Aren't Ugly: A Girl's Guide to Loving Herself from the Inside OutI could make dinner with one hand. Especially if I was serving Masturbation Stew.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI don't eat applesauce, but I do eat applause. I don't use a spoon—I eat applause with my hands.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You