Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor.
Don RicklesMy dad's half-Lebanese, my mom is full Lebanese. I'm three-quarters Lebanese. Irish-Lebanese.
Tom ShadyacHalf the things that people do not succeed in are through fear of making the attempt.
James NorthcoteWhat does the future, that half of time, matter to the man who is infatuated with eternity?
Emile M. Cioran