Witty sayings don’t grow on bumpers the way babies do. I was raised by a single rush hour.
So many chairs, and no time to sitJust like when you're young and in love, a seven-hour plane ride can seem like a lifetime.
The Statistical Probability of Love at First SightWe talked for four hours. Well, I talked for four, and she listened for two.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks