Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
155 World's Funniest YO MAMA JokesI'm a coffee expert. I'm not a medical expert, but I play one on TV. - on Oprah Winfrey interview
The Art and Craft of Coffee: An Enthusiast's Guide to Selecting, Roasting, and Brewing Exquisite CoffeeOh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?
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