Many people lack the basic equipment to be in a relationship and there's nothing you can do to change it. You can't take a skunk and dip it in perfume and hope it becomes a puppy. Eventually, the perfume will wear off and you'll still have a skunk on...
The Swedes have coined the term 'management by perkele' to portray the Finnish managerial approach. Instead of collectively pondering all the possible alternatives and letting every member of the staff from the cleaner to the MD voice their views, as...
Essentially, love is the of feelings: Anyone who brags, "I, like, totally get it man," is either full of crap or really, really high (or they watched the commentary on the DVD).
When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off. * If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombie with a speech impediment, or a zombie that was m...
The reason is that you eat too many foods that are high in "calories," which are little units that measure how good a particular food tastes. Fudge, for example, has a great many calories, whereas celery, which is not really a food at all but a membe...
First, people were not thinking about what they were doing 47 per cent of the time. Second, people were unhappier when their minds were wandering than they were not. And third, what people were thinking was a better predictor of their happiness than ...
No wise forward look can ignore the possibility of many sorrows and the certainty of some. Hope has ever something of dread in her eyes. The road will not be always bright and smooth, but will sometimes plunge down into grim cations, where no sunbeam...
Custom is the great guide to human life.
Events alone rarely provide much guide to the future.
Parenthood...It's about guiding the next generation, and forgiving the last.
When you’re guided by Love, failure is never an option.
Love! In the midst of darkness, you're my guiding light.
I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience.
The government should not be guided by Temporary Excitement, but by Sober Second Thought.
There have been many dreams which have been personal guides for me.
If the present is any guide, government-sanctioned, counterfeit history is in your future.
But to us, probability is the very guide of life.
Something's been guiding me around throughout my life.
Dream is the roadmap but hope is the guiding light in the way of life.
The Constitution is the guide which I never will abandon.
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
