Heckler in Audience: How old is Mae West? How old is Mae West?
[Repeated line] Jonathan Brewster: Go to bed, Aunt Abby!
Abby Brewster: [to Mortimer about the body in the window seat] Who can that be?
I look up to a lot of old school drummers from the '70s, '80s, and '90s.
I was 28 when I played the role of a 65 year old man in my first film.
Once you are born in this world you’re old enough to die.
I'm not old enough to know everything, I'm young enough to learn everything.
Luckily, West End audiences seem to rather like very old people.
I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.
The old dog barks while he is sitting down.
Talking of an old debt always starts another quarrel.
Young pigs grunt as old pigs grunted before them.
Children suck the mother when they are young and the father when they are old.
If you want to be old, hang yourself when you are young.
The best way to learn to ride is on an old bike.
There is no nail varnish that can make old hands look younger.
Time heals old pain, while it creates new ones.
Better to wash an old kimono than borrow a new one.
A day-old pigeon cannot fly over a mountain pass.
A poor old horse will have a worn out tail.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
