He slides into second with a stand up double.
If you never give up, you'll be successful.
We're the only species that have crapped up the planet and the only species that can clean it up.
Cancer is not a straight line. It's up and down.
I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.
I'm sure I'm very difficult to live with because of my make-up and personality.
I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine.
I grew up listening to the Police, I grew up performing in bars, singing Police songs.
Life is what happen when you wake up to its reality
If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.
I don't like a heavy mask of make-up day or night - mascara and a bit of bronzer.
One of the hardest and truest things a grown-up learns is that sometimes it's not okay.
You can keep a person locked up too long.
Why put make-up on when you only have to take it off again?
I'm very intolerant and I get fed up with people easily.
I don't miss my pin-up days. I'm far too old for that malarkey.
It is almost always the cover-up rather than the event that causes trouble.
Do I believe in giving up? No, I don't.
I actually first picked up an ukulele before I picked up a guitar.
Good Morning! Wake up and smile like the morning sun.
Never give up; never fail to try.
