Old age is catching up with me, or am I catching up with it?
Never give up on something you believe in.
To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in.
I don't wake up with naturally sculpted cheekbones - I paint them on!
You can't make up for something you lost.
Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing.
You're going to see ups and downs your whole career.
Actually it's this easy to explain: When your time's up...poof...your time is up!
I'm so in love with you I can't stand up.
Stand up and be counted, or sit your ass in the corner and color.
I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights.
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
It's much harder these days as a start-up to do physical devices.
I like getting up early. I get up around five.
I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin.
I'd much rather be liked because people realize that I'm standing up for myself.
I wake up early. At 6:30 A.M., I'm at my most optimistic.
I love, love, love the street-cart food. Gyros are like a meat-flavored fruit roll-up. A meat roll-up.
Giving up even an ounce of precious freedom is a very serious thing to do.
I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom.
