Prayers go up and blessings come down.
This was sharing office space with wacko and bordering on ludicrous.
The ambitions are wake up, breathe, keep breathing.
Just getting to wake up and play somebody else for an entire day is just an amazing thing.
I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.
But if you wake up and are feeling....needy...
A key to life is knowing what to ignore and when to shut up. :)
Showing up is what counts.
Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
Often the best guys are just those that can suffer longer, who don't give up. And it's so easy to give up, when you're on a mountain and it's really hurting. We go through a lot physically.
I wake up every morning feeling like I have the best life.
I always wear make-up as I've never seen the point of looking less than your best.
I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle.
To wake up to the sound of my son saying 'Mama, mama!' It's the best sound ever.
Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.
No One is Unlucky in this World"! ..!!! "But Ups and Downs created by ourselves".
I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.
I grew up on movie sets, getting to see storytelling happen up close.
People make up rumors and put them on the Internet.
I've never been to jail. I've never been arrested. I've never been locked up.
