Stand-up is successful if they laugh. It's unsuccessful if they don't laugh.
I have a lot of hang-ups in life with men. I'm not very trusting.
The idea of doing stand-up is terrifying to me.
Grown-ups do a lot of complaining!
Skating is tough to pick up when you are a grown up.
In my stand-up, I generally improvise from an outline.
T-Bird: FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP!
Sympathy is charming, but it does not make up for pain.
You just wake up and make music.
I wanted to play some more grown-up music - jazz.
Men look like pandas when they try and put make-up on.
Writers wake up the world.
I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
Sin builds up. Forgiveness cleans up.
If you stand up for women, then don't bash me.
A housewife's work has no results: it simply has to be done again. Bringing up children is not a real occupation, because children come up just the same, brought up or not.
Here's what I think...There is no unfucked up. People think there is, but there's not. We're all fucked up in different ways. It's simply a question of making your fuck-ups work for you."-Aidan
Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
Someone once said that every man is trying to live up to his father's expectations or make up for their father's mistakes....
You both talk too much,” the kid says. “Shut up. Don’t make me tell you again.” We shut up, which I find hysterically funny.
When the heart stops, you die. Love is everywhere that life is, and if there is no love for life, you die. Giving up on love is the same thing as giving up on life itself.
