Quotes of: Groucho Keyword

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.

Mercedes McCambridge

It's funny, because athletes want to be rockers and vice versa.

Matt Willig

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.

Nora Dunn

Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.

Olivia Munn

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

Peter Sellers

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Robert Benchley

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Rodney Dangerfield

I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously.

Rachel Weisz

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Robin Williams

But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't.

Steve Coogan

One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?

Tom Baker

When you're small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot.

Tim Conway

There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.

Vanessa Bayer

Is artificial intelligence less than our intelligence?

Spike Jonze

I feel audiences are not given enough credit for their intelligence.

Tony Goldwyn

I can be quite serious sometimes so laughing is key.

Emily VanCamp

I did all my heavy partying before I turned sixteen.

Cameron Diaz

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

Carrot Top

And I've had vocal training on and off for years.

Julia Barr

Single guys get a bad rap.

David Spade

I fit into the quirky, character class type of actor.

Debra Wilson