A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny.
I never like to be the same, whether it be comedy or drama, funny or serious.
It's funny, I get really nervous when I audition for voiceovers.
You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny.
But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
Being mean just for being mean's sake isn't funny.
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
It's funny how human beings are so entertained by crimes.
My mum taught me always to see the funny side of things.
You can't be funny if you don't have good material.
I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
I like girls who are funny with a warped sense of humor.
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
I like all Jim Carrey films. They're really funny.
John Ford was so funny that I couldn't wait to go to work in the morning.
It's funny how you call me a celebrity. Oh man.
