So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.
I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny.
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.
I wish I had a funny story.
It's so funny, actors usually have a directing ambition. I've got no ambition for directing.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.
We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
I was never pretty, never really popular. I was lanky and funny looking.
Just keep learning from the role and not just go for the money.
'Napoleon Dynamite' blew up my career.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
When I was younger, I won a radio at a church raffle.
I thought late-night was crowded... the format's repetitive.
There are a lot of myths about gay people.
