I'm living in Beverly Hills. I'm very, very lucky. I wake up every morning and I recognize that I'm blessed.
I don't like my men to be too ornate. I like them to stand back and let their women shine, and they should really wear the pants in the relationship.
When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though.
I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.
It's always so hard when people assume someone cheated or broke up a marriage, when the truth may actually be much more complicated.
It's nice to know you have support. Last night I got a marriage proposal. I just laughed.
When I'm weak, you can be strong; when I'm strong, you can be weak. That's what I believe marriage is.
The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn't get a divorce for almost a year.
Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.
They say that when a woman wants to end a relationship, she cuts off all of her hair. I've done that twice in my marriage but am still married.
I'm not that big a fan of marriage as an institution and I don't know why women need to have children to be seen as complete human beings.
You won't believe it, but for the first two years of our marriage I lived off my wife. Like every self-respecting man, I hated it.
When I plan to settle down, I will announce it to the world. Marriage is an occasion to celebrate. I'll celebrate it when it happens, letting everyone know about it.
This is the kind of situation that can tear people apart. It tears at the fabric of your soul and can certainly tear at your marriage and ours has gotten only stronger.
There's lots of problem solving in any marriage, but when you have this collective goal that is a human being, it's an inspiring rally point.
Anybody with a sharp brain and a mic can become a comedian, but there's a need to move beyond it. The audience wants to witness the marriage of theatre, comedy and something more.
I grew up in that world of power and politics in Washington, but when you grow up around it, you are completely unfazed by it.
I'm not interested in politics. I lose interest the microsecond it ceases to be emotional, when something becomes a political movement. What I'm interested in is emotions.
But I'm not interested in politics. I lose interest the microsecond it ceases to be emotional, when something becomes a political movement. What I'm interested in is emotions.
I just don't like politics. My rule is if I can put a spotlight on something, I'll do that.
I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.
