Quotes of: Groucho Keyword

In order for comedy to be funny you have to play the truth of the moment. But if you're not being completely truthful to the basis of the character, its not going to be funny.

Stephen Root

When you are 15, everything is such high stakes, even tiny things. I think because of that, it is funny but sad at the same time.

Sophie Wu

What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.

Steven Wright

One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it... and we always know when it will happen.

Tippi Hedren

We try to... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think.

Tony Hancock

So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny.

Todd Solondz

Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard.

Tom Sizemore

I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place.

Vera Farmiga

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.

Zach Galifianakis

I've always wanted to be a spy, and frankly I'm a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me.

Elizabeth Hurley

if somebody doesn't have any talent, get off the stage! you're wasting my time.

Elaine Stritch

It is very difficult for girls. They're told to look one way, but to act another way.

Glenn Close

They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.

Clint Eastwood

But Basquiat is the first thing I've done that I'm really proud of.

Claire Forlani

One newspaper even published one of my nude paintings - the one of me naked from the waste up.

Cleo Moore

I actually started, this year, doing some voiceovers. I did some radio spots, and some games.

Julie Benz

I could be playing high school until I'm, like, 30 or something, at the rate I'm growing.

Danielle Panabaker

I was scared I was going to have some weird shape to my head and I was pleased that I didn't.

Edward Furlong

I wish the rock 'n' roll scene to be back in.

Brendan Fraser

I'm a parrot. I can pick up an accent and just do it.

Brion James

I don't mind playing the same character, but if it's not well done, then I'm not interested.

Charisma Carpenter