Quotes of: Groucho Keyword

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.

Caitlin Hale

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

Colin Quinn

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.

Chris Rock

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

Cecily Strong

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

Charlie Sheen

My parents are both super funny, and I always knew I wanted to be on 'SNL.' My mom and I would watch it a lot.

Casey Wilson

The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.

Daniel Baldwin

I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.

Daniel Craig

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

David Cross

It's funny, I never think I'm doing that well. I've never, ever. I just constantly think, 'This isn't working out.'

Dominic Cooper

On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny.

David Hyde Pierce

Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it's kind of exhilarating to be a part of projects where there's nothing funny or lighthearted.

Emma Stone

The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.

Francesca Annis

I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the face of devastating reality.

Fionnula Flanagan

The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl!

Hailee Steinfeld

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.

Harland Williams

I've been very lucky to work with people I think are funny and who are really awesome human beings.

Jillian Bell

I guess the more serious you play something, if the context is funny, then it will be funny and it doesn't really require you to be necessarily, explicitly humorous, or silly.

Jesse Eisenberg

I do miss sometimes being onstage, because when I do film and television, it's usually so brief and funny.

John Michael Higgins

It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9.

Josh Lucas

I was always worried with comedy - what if I came to work and I wasn't in a funny mood? That hasn't been an issue.

Jeremy Sisto