Quotes of: Groucho Keyword

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

Abe Lemons

I wish medical schools helped us to analyze our healthy and unhealthy reasons for becoming doctors.

Bernie Siegel

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

Henny Youngman

Cancer affects all of us, whether you're a daughter, mother, sister, friend, coworker, doctor, patient.

Jennifer Aniston

They don't like thinking in medical school. They memorize - that's all they want you to do. You must not think.

John Backus

I had a sense of debt to the medical profession and to surgery particularly. I would not be as ambient as I am without it.

Jeffrey Tate

I mean, everybody should have access to medical care. And, you know, it shouldn't be such a big deal.

Paul Farmer

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

Rita Rudner

The cardiac calls require medical intervention. So an ambulance for a cardiac call requires a doctor, a ward boy and medical equipment.

Shaffi Mather

The current medical records system is this: Room after room after room in a hospital filled with paper files.

Timothy Murphy

Nothing is better than waking up in the morning and being excited to go into work.

Caprice Bourret

We usually never got out of there before four or five o'clock in the morning. Every morning. So it was rough.

Cab Calloway

You won't see me in a better mood than 4:00 in the morning on my way to work.

Christina Ricci

You've got to wake up every morning and believe, 'I was born to do this.'

Holt McCallany

This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen.

Jayma Mays

When you walk out of your house in the morning, you don't know what you're going to see.

Kyle Chandler

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

Rodney Dangerfield

Prince used to call me up 3am in the morning and invite me to hear some of his new songs.

Sheena Easton

When you have to get into the character each morning, give it your voice, your face, it was torture.

Victoria Abril

I have a very close relationship with my mom, and I'm able to talk to her about anything.

Jessica Szohr

I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible.

David Boreanaz