Quotes of: Groucho Keyword

A lot of film stars are just playing themselves in different frocks.

Imelda Staunton

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

Jason Biggs

When I was playing football, I was getting up to 240 pounds, and they wanted me to get to 260.

Bill Fagerbakke

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

Bruce Forsyth

The film 'Black Hawk Down' paints the Somali people as wild savages.

Brendan Sexton III

I was class president, on the cheerleading squad, in a competitive show choir, and in, like, six different clubs.

Blake Lively

I don't think the people wanna see me play Clyde Johnson the architect.

Bernie Mac

All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world.

Bob Newhart

No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.

Gilbert Gottfried

I was just a quiet kid, really. I wasn't the class clown at all.

Greg Kinnear

I don't mind playing somebody who's not likable, or makes the audience feel slightly conflicted.

James McAvoy

I like to be in waiting rooms with people as they're auditioning, because their terror calms me.

John C. McGinley

It's a lot more fun for actors to cry and rant and rave, or have a drug problem or a drinking problem.

Jerry Orbach

I was involved in a web cartoon of Kung Fu with WB a few years back.

David Carradine

The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.

Demetri Martin

You read a million scripts during pilot season, and most of them are not very good, so the good ones really shine.

Caitlin Fitzgerald

Good roles are hard to come by, and whether they're a few lines or a lead, you snap 'em up when they come along.

Charlie Hunnam

Bad, quirky poetry might be better than some of the good stuff, because it really comes from the heart.

Cheryl Hines

Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well.

Chris Kattan

I actually had a dream that one of my friends became president, and I was trying to help out with the campaign. It was pretty good.

Chris Massoglia

Mental violence is as bad as physical violence. You don't see that very often in movies, so it was a good subject to tackle.

Chazz Palminteri