Quotes of: Groucho Keyword

When I'm on the set at 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,' of course the content isn't funny, but the other actors are hilarious.

Stephanie March

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

Sarah Silverman

I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't.

Seann William Scott

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'

Susan Sarandon

We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny.

Shawn Wayans

Hitchcock had a charm about him. He was very funny at times. He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense.

Tippi Hedren

David Mamet's writing is pretty spectacular, obviously. I like the honesty of it; I like how funny it is and how sad it is.

T. R. Knight

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.

Alan Alda

Ian Fleming was my cousin, you know. He was in naval intelligence.

Christopher Lee

The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is yet willing to learn more.

Ed Parker

I think intelligence is usually sexy until it becomes irritating. After that, you're stuck.

Jim Parsons

I can't be a man. But I can embrace the head of a man, the intelligence of a man, the spirit of a man.

Linda Hunt

I think anybody with any intelligence sits down and sees Star Trek not a kids' show.

Nichelle Nichols

I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.

Emo Philips

Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.

Emo Philips

I really like grammar. And spelling. I was a spelling-bee kid. I'm hard-core about grammar.

Emma Stone

There is a lot going on in high schools, and I think what we portray is fairly accurate.

Chi McBride

When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.

Chris Rock

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

Henny Youngman

The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.

Irving Berlin