Quotes of: Groucho Keyword

I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.

Kevin Hart

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.

Kelly Ripa

After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man.

Linda Kozlowski

Someone told me I had funny facial expressions. I don't know whether I take that as a compliment or not, but.

Lucy Punch

This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets.

Luke Treadaway

I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.

Mike Birbiglia

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.

Margaret Cho

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.

Margaret Cho

Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.

Michael Gambon

In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy.

Maura Tierney

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.

Marlon Wayans

I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.

Olivia Munn

I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.

Olivia Munn

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

Phyllis Diller

So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever.

Patrick Warburton

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

Robert Benchley

It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.

Regina King

Kristin Bauer is so funny. Half the time I'm working with her I'm just trying to keep a straight face.

Rutina Wesley

I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes.

Scott Aukerman

Michael Bates was a very funny actor; he'd served in India, could speak Urdu, and had great comic timing.

Sanjeev Bhaskar

I think when someone who's known for doing drama does a comedy but just tries to be funny, that's a mistake.

Steve Carell