Quotes of: Groucho Keyword

I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.

Elayne Boosler

I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.

Elayne Boosler

The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. That's happened a lot. Or they're often purely victims.

Ezra Miller

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Fred Allen

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

Fred Allen

But the only comparison that I want to Lenny Bruce is that I'm funny. I'm Freddie Prinze, Puerto Rican all the way.

Freddie Prinze

Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.

Flip Wilson

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

Graham Norton

I suppose the things you remember about someone who has died are the funny moments. Those are the ones that stand out.

Harry Lloyd

Scott Foley was always fun because he's a very funny guy. So I liked working with him a bunch.

Ian Gomez

Jerry Seinfeld has an interesting theory. He goes, '20 pounds up or down, and you lose your funny.'

Jason Alexander

It's fun to be able to have a fun palate, and the way I say that, you think about it and it sounds funny, but it's true.

Joey Fatone

It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.

Jake Gyllenhaal

By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.

Jemima Kirke

Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening.

John Kricfalusi

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.

Jon Lovitz

You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.

Jon Lovitz

The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know.

Joe Lo Truglio

My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me.

Jonathan Winters

I did a film called 'Black Dynamite' that was very, very funny. That seems to be a film that's kind of a cult classic.

Kevin Chapman

I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny.

Kevin Dillon