Quotes of: Groucho Keyword

Of all of our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

My morning ritual is to get up and feed the dogs, take my daughter to school, and come home.

Richard Dean Anderson

It's enough to indulge and to be selfish but true happiness is really when you start giving back.

Adrian Grenier

That is how our marriage is working so well. My secret of happiness is keeping my contact to the minimum.

Cyrus Broacha

Buddhism is really, one of its main practices is understanding and experiencing compassion, and how that ultimately is a road to happiness.

Goldie Hawn

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

Johnny Carson

I've done an informal, anecdotal survey about marriage, and I've found no evidence that it brings happiness.

Mary McCormack

I think a child may be the only thing that could give me true happiness.

Nicki Minaj

People don't understand what happiness is, so they have an idea of what will make them happy, but it never does.

Richard Gere

'American Horror Story' is dark, so you shouldn't be expecting too much happiness.

Taissa Farmiga

Happiness is definitely a priority in our household. That the kids are happy and everybody is comfortable. Self-esteem is very important.

Tracy Pollan

And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

Alan King

In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.

Alanis Morissette

Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will probably be political events or spiritual things to comment on, and humor.

Alanis Morissette

What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor.

Bob Newhart

I like a very dry wit, not the big kind of humor like Robin Williams. I don't think I'm capable of that.

Chris Cooper

People who know me know I have a sense of humor that can really push the envelope.

Carmen Electra

A sense of humor is important. I'm always attracted to a girl with confidence. In terms of looks, I don't have a type.

Corey Sevier

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

Flip Wilson

Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.

Harry S Truman

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.

Herbert Beerbohm Tree