Quotes of: Groucho Keyword

There is nothing quite like a freshly brewed pot of tea to get you going in the morning.

Phyllis Logan

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

Rodney Dangerfield

If I didn't have my little schedule book, I wouldn't get out of bed in the morning.

Robert Osborne

The desert is cold early in the morning. Laying down on that sand is like laying on a block of ice.

Steven Michael Quezada

I went to see 'Men In Black 2.' It was just a commodity, just money being shifted.

Raquel Cassidy

Marriage requires searing honesty at all costs. I learned that from my third wife.

Alan Arkin

I think that, as with marriage, you just know when it's time to have kids.

Ashley Judd

Marriage hasn't been my thing. But gay people, knock yourselves out!

Ben Affleck

There is no reason why marriage should necessarily compel an actress to forego her career.

Billie Burke

Is marriage for ever? I think you get married with the intention that it will be, but who knows?

Courteney Cox

If it's not working before you get married, marriage isn't going to fix it.

Courtney Thorne-Smith

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

George Gobel

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

Henny Youngman

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Irwin Corey

Marriages, like careers, need constant nurturing... the secret of having it all is loving it all.

Joyce Brothers

I've never quite understood why people marry; marriage is just an invented structure.

Julie Christie

Maintaining marriage seems to be tougher than fatherhood: apparently it's the most difficult thing in the world.

Kelly Slater

Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting to me.

Mario Cantone

I think marriage is a beautiful thing. I'm still a supporter of it.

Nas

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

Rodney Dangerfield

It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic - another joke marriage.

Sophia Bush