Quotes of: Groucho Keyword

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

Rita Rudner

My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny.

Richard Simmons

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Robin Williams

It's great working with Steve Carell and Jim Carrey. Those guys are really funny.

Steve Buscemi

The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.

Steve Coogan

Comedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people won't.

Stephen Mangan

It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all.

Sylvie Meis

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

Sarah Silverman

I call myself the Amusement Park. That's because I'm funny and scary at the same time.

Terry Crews

It's both funny and sad which seem to me to be the two basic ingredients of good comedy.

Tony Hancock

It's great if you're funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out your pores.

Yvette Nicole Brown

I think that if Hollywood has a problem, it constantly underestimates the intelligence and integrity of fans.

Matthew Davis

I played trombone for 10 minutes, and then I was in an accordion band in school for even less.

Colm Meaney

Somebody told me once I wasn't Latin enough, and that made me laugh.

Chita Rivera

Even buying a swimsuit is super difficult. And then making one is even harder.

Chloe Sevigny

I originally started off as a healer before I came to Hollywood.

Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa

I know it sounds absurd, but 11 months old, I did my first commercial.

Hayden Panettiere

I have a tattoo of Joy Division on my chest, and I like One Direction.

Jamie Blackley

Actually, I wanted to act even when I was still playing football.

Eric Cantona

Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone.

Bob Geldof

I think smells, like sounds, can be so much immediately affecting.

Helena Bonham Carter