Quotes of: Groucho Keyword

Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.

Gilbert Gottfried

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.

Gilbert Gottfried

You know, albums are a funny thing. They're not like an intellectual decision. It's a collection of your kind of musings.

Glen Hansard

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.

Garry Shandling

I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.

Heath Ledger

Now I want to work with Octavia Spencer, because I met her and she's really funny.

Isabelle Fuhrman

I've always tried to fight against, 'Oh, who's that small funny actress? Let's get her.'

Imelda Staunton

It's funny how sometimes you learn things off the Internet before they're actually told to you.

Joel Edgerton

I have a lot of funny friends, and we joke a lot, but I've never really played comedic parts.

Joel Kinnaman

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

That's the easiest job you can have in TV comedy, being the guy who just delivers the funny.

Josh McDermitt

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.

Jerry O'Connell

I think I gravitate towards people who express themselves in a simple and funny way.

John Slattery

Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters.

Joe Viterelli

In 'War Party,' I play a quarter-breed Indian. It's a serious movie, but it's funny, too.

Kevin Dillon

I can be dramatic. I can be funny. I can be sexy. I can be sad. I can be glad.

Kimberly Elise

I think the whole concept that women aren't funny is dead. It's over; it's done.

Kate Flannery

I have had breast implants, but it's so funny 'cause it's not a secret; I could care less.

Kourtney Kardashian

It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way.

Kate Winslet

I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.

Keenen Ivory Wayans

A woman is a woman. A woman has male problems, has job problems, and I think funny is funny.

Kym Whitley