Quotes of: Groucho Keyword

90%, 100% are going there to hear the singing. The story is another thing. Nobody's interested in the story. Happiness is happiness.

Cab Calloway

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

John Barrymore

I discovered that joy is not the negation of pain, but rather acknowledging the presence of pain and feeling happiness in spite of it.

Lupita Nyong'o

You can have a lot of unhappiness by not having money, but the reverse is no guarantee of happiness.

Philip Kaufman

An actor's body should be full of emotions, whether it is happiness or sorrow, pain or joy, enraged or elated.

Sonny Chiba

I have this really high priority on happiness and finding something to be happy about.

Taylor Swift

I don't have the recipe for happiness, but I think the engine is simply having the desire.

Vanessa Paradis

Until you can be happy, you can't facilitate happiness for anybody else.

Wendy Raquel Robinson

I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy.

Bob Uecker

I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times.

Carlos Ponce

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does!

Debbie Gibson

I'm a big fan of independent girls who are strong-willed, vocal in their opinions, and have a sense of humor.

David Lambert

Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor.

Don Rickles

The people in New York - their humor is on a level that goes, uh, very deep, you know?

Elaine Stritch

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.

Justin Halpern

In the 'Hurt Locker' there's a lot of me in there, a sense of humor, a man of few words and a lot of action.

Jeremy Renner

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

John Ratzenberger

If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor.

Kate Beckinsale

I hang out with the 'nerdy' people - they have a different sense of humor than most kids.

Liam Aiken

Humor was not important only for me, humor was important for this nation for centuries, to survive, you know.

Milos Forman

Sometimes I make myself laugh, but that's because I appreciate my sense of humor.

Regina Hall