Lots of models have played mermaids throughout history and it is, kind of, a funny rite of passage.
Gemma WardIf you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny YoungmanI'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
Jason AlexanderMy wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Jimmy DuranteAs soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.
Joseph Gordon-LevittThe reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Jay LenoAlmost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.
Kevin HartI always remember loving 'Even Stevens' - that show was so brilliant and funny and smart.
Luke BenwardWe owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
Milton BerleThe funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.
Macaulay Culkin