Quotes of: Groucho Keyword

I guess that is a good compliment for an actor for people to hate you wherever you go.

Tom Verica

A really good uniformed cop has tremendous people skills, and they learn how to read people.

Titus Welliver

I like acting better than anything else, but, you know, directing's good.

Tommy Wiseau

Hollywood has always been good to me. I've never blamed Hollywood for my problems.

Willie Aames

I know whenever it comes to be really dysfunctional and vile and base and hostile on screen, I'm good at that!

Werner Herzog

You can be very famous without being a great actress, and that's not good for me.

Imelda Staunton

My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.

Angie Dickinson

Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.

Artie Lange

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

Bill Burr

Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed.

Celia Johnson

To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!

Chad Michael Murray

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.

Colin Mochrie

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

Chris Rock

If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing.

Casey Wilson

I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.

Danny Kaye

My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny.

Danny Masterson

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.

Demetri Martin

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.

Demetri Martin

Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'

Dylan Moran

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

Ellen DeGeneres

Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.

Gabrielle Reece