Santa: Madam, I took a vow of poverty. And you can't talk about poverty... you have to live it.
The Great BeautyCommander Shutz: Strange, and I thought you were an Aryan. A Jewish barber: No. I'm a vegetarian
The Great DictatorCommander Shutz: How's the gas? A Jewish barber: Terrible, it kept me awake all night.
The Great DictatorSedgwick: It's all right. It's all right, mate. We're just having a friendly little argument.
The Great Escape