Quotes of: Great-achievements Keyword

My ex girlfriend, she gave great log cabin. But she couldn’t write a speech like Lincoln. So I grew a beard and broke up with her.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Reginald “If” Ifa IV died today. His last words were, “Death, the great What if.” I dreamt this, but that doesn’t make it any less what iffier.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

One great thinker said one thing, another said another, and while the two thoughts are contradicting, the one that backs my argument at the moment is the superior statement.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Your dead cat would look great on my t-shirt—along with tire tracks on my chest. What better time is there to love than now?

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I try not to sell myself short, unless I’m giving myself a great price on the stuff.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

It was 7 AM, so what else could I say but, “Have a great night.” Plus, he was as blind as Helen Keller was deaf, so to him day was night.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Humans have reason to hate us dragons. If one dragon turns against humankind, he is a great and terrible foe.

Tales of the Wovlen: The Dragon' Son

I like people watching. My favorite places are cemeteries. Tell your great grandpa I said hi next time you see him.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Freedom isn't free. But there are some really great coupons if you know where to look. Buy one liberty, get the next one half off.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

In this town to know three languages is an unnecessary luxury. It's not even a luxury, but a sort of unnecessary addition, like a sixth finger. We have a great deal of superfluous knowledge.

The Three Sisters

I’d make a great politician. I’d make it out of pig shit, so it wouldn’t be as foul as it is now.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I like glad-handing, because I hate handshakes that are sad. That’s why I’d make a great politician—because I wouldn’t shake hands with a lobbyist.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

William Penn would be a great pen name. But for love letters to manicured lawns, trees, and benches, the best name would be Nicholas Parks.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I’m great at making love, at least for the first 20 bucks, and for about 30 minutes after that I just sort of lay there, trying to stretch out my investment.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I think that it is a great tragedy that a child can lose their mother, father, sister or brother, because you and I made a decision that getting loaded was more important than they are.

Tales of the Titmouse

There are lots of great ideas in my book, but as a cohesive unit, my book is only held together with glue at the spine.
 Or it would be, if it weren’t an ebook.

This Book Has No Title

Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence.

This Book Has No Title

Man is something that shall be overcome.... Man is a rope, tied between beast and overman -- a rope over an abyss... What is great in man is that he is a bridge and not an end.

Thus Spoke Zarathustra

Never again will I underestimate the greatness inside of me just because of the hate and limited thinking inside of others.

Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

Today I am an unemployed writer living as a recluse in the great Northwoods.

The Unpeopled Season: Journal from a North Country Wilderness