I loved her like meatloaf. Our love was the kind covered in ketchup—and not gravy.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.It pours itself. My love, I mean. I hope you like a lot of gravy on your mashed potatoes!
This Book is Not FOR SALEIt’s not fun to pet cats when you’ve already poured gravy on them, and you’re holding silverware.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks