Quotes of: Grandpa Keyword

My grandpa was a grandma robber. He stole two grandmas, both of them mine. His name was Rob.

Sleepwalking is restercise

I dislike turtlenecks at the best of times, as they are always unflattering to the imperfect male physique, but when worn in combination with a v-neck sweater, they say 'Grandpa' louder than any other item of clothing.

Russell Smith

But in the east the sky was pale and through the gray woods came lanterns with wagons and horses, bringing Grandpa and Grandma and aunts and uncles and cousins.

Laura Ingalls Wilder

Grandpa: A real loser is someone who's so afraid of not winning he doesn't even try.

Little Miss Sunshine

Grandpa: Losers are people who are so afraid of not winning, they don't even try.

Little Miss Sunshine

Grandpa: Olive, Richard is an idiot. I like a woman with meat on her bones.

Little Miss Sunshine

Olive: What are you guys talking about? Grandpa: [thinks for a moment] Politics. Olive: Oh.

Little Miss Sunshine

Prince Humperdinck: My father's final words were... The Grandson: [interrupting] Hold it! Hold it, Grandpa!

The Princess Bride

[after Mike appears on the screen] Grandpa Joe: Our little group is getting smaller by the minute.

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

You know how when people lose their grandma or grandpa, people they say they're sorry? They do mean it, but... there's nothing to say. There's a void that cannot be filled.

Amaury Nolasco

Maybe I'll work for a label someday, write some fiction, nonfiction. Someday I'd like to go back to school and get my teaching degree. I want to be a grandpa. I want to have more kids.

Art Alexakis

There were many deficits in our swamp education, but Grandpa Sawtooth, to his credit, taught us the names of whole townships that had been forgotten underwater. Black pioneers, Creek Indians, moonshiners, women, 'disappeared' boy soldiers who deserte...

Swamplandia!

..so Grandpa turned the rusty latchkey of his magnificent remembery and set free a symphony of stories

The Duck and the Darklings

Life can be the worst bully in the world,” Grandpa said and pointed a finger at Mathieu. “And you will stand up to that bully.

It Happened to Us

Everybody's got the seam of goodness in them, Kit," said Grandpa. "Just a matter of whether it can be found and brought out into the light.

Kit's Wilderness

I had to kill and eat my pet chicken. It was dinner for one, because the night before I killed and ate my grandpa.

Sleepwalking is restercise

My grandpa never read the newspaper. Not because he was particularly optimistic, but because he was illiterate. He taught me to read by watching TV.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Grandpa often tells me I dance like my legs are engulfed in flames. I just go out there and put the fire of desire in women’s hearts.

Xazaqazax

I keep my motivational book collection in the fridge. Hey, Who Moved My Cheese?! Did somebody let grandpa out of his cage again?

Xazaqazax

For the funeral I needed a plus one, so I rented a hooker. And then I rented a movie. Rest in peace Grandpa, or whoever you were.

Xazaqazax

As a young girl, I saw commitment in my grandmother, who helped Grandpa homestead our farm on the Kansas prairie. Somehow they outlasted the Dust Bowl, the Depression, and the tornadoes that terrorize the Great Plains.

Sheri L. Dew