Alvy Singer: I remember the staff at our public school. You know, we had a saying, uh, that those who can't do teach, and those who can't teach, teach gym. And, uh, those who couldn't do anything, I think, were assigned to our school.
My father actually moved out from Chicago just so he could play tennis 365 days a year, so it was - it was a place we played every day. We played before school. We played after school. We woke up. We played tennis. We brushed our teeth in that order.
The subject I was best at in school was biology.
I was such a geek in school.
I hardly went to school.
I enjoy the school run and being a dad. Boxing will always be with me. I like that.
I was never really good in school.
I was quite naughty at school.
I was not the popular kid in school.
No one in my school liked me.
Art-school girls are very nice.
At school I was an anti-magnet for women.
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