I hardly went to school.
I enjoy the school run and being a dad. Boxing will always be with me. I like that.
I was never really good in school.
I was quite naughty at school.
I was not the popular kid in school.
No one in my school liked me.
Art-school girls are very nice.
At school I was an anti-magnet for women.
School was not a place I enjoyed.
I was a good student in school.
I did drop out of school.
I was a super nerd in school.
I definitely used to write a lot at school. Comic poetry and drawings about people.
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