Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.
I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet.
In my early teens, I was a janitor. In high school, I got up early to deliver to accounts that required early service.
It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another. -- Malcolm Reynolds
Read everything. Read fiction and non-fiction, read hot best sellers and the classics you never got around to in college.
No one sits in front of a drum set and thinks they invented it all out of whole cloth. The fact that the set is there means that you've got some dues to pay to Baby Dodds.
You got guys now declaring they're ready to play pro ball in their second or third year of high school. It's crazy! They're missing so much.
Up until about 12 years ago we never, ever, wore flak jacket or helmets but now the nastiness has got worse.
I went to Yale's drama school for theater, so we did tons of Shakespeare; then, I got out of school and said, 'OK, it will be Shakespeare,' and it was like, 'Or, it will be commercials and soaps.'
I felt like I got more comfortable on 'Idol' when I just started being myself and not trying to be what I thought I had to be.
I've just got to let my teammates know in practice, without even telling them, that I don't think I'm ahead of anybody.
If I'd trusted myself and listened to myself all the times that I ignored myself, I would have been fine. But everyone has to learn their lesson, and now I've got it.
I got fired when I was a dishwasher at Denny's. That set me back a little bit. You don't realize how important dishwashers are until you do the job.
I got a dog with a Napoleon complex. I have a Napoleon complex. We're small. Anything big that we feel is threatening us, we want to fight. We're not a pushover.
You've got to get out and pray to the sky to appreciate the sunshine; otherwise you're just a lizard standing there with the sun shining on you.
I try to stay away from calling people nerds or whatever, because I've got my own fetishes and interests.
If I got something to say or do to a man, I'm going to look that man in the eye and tell him what is going to happen. That's just me now.
I went to this tattoo parlor in the East Village and I got an outline of a violin on my lower back. They call them tramp stamps now.
I never really got into game shows. The easiest one is 'Wheel Of Fortune' because you just have to know words, and for the most part everyone knows words.
I don't mind anyone asking me any questions, I've got nothing to hide. I like it to be as real as it is, that's what I call an interview.
I don't want to completely self-sabotage everything that I've got and alienate everyone. But I definitely want to take some chances as I always have.
