But it is funny, because I saw Unbreakable recently and it's a strange movie, I didn't mind it, and it's got some interesting things going on.
The funny thing is, I was never purposely blonde. I just got highlights, and then you get highlights over highlights, and then it looks like you're blonde.
Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or produces the most funny.
You see your peers weighing 80 pounds and you think, 'Oh, my God, I've got to be 80 pounds or I'll fail.'
God bless McNally, it's got some fantastic stuff in it, but it's no easy task to make a movie out of.
I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.
There comes a time when the mind takes a higher plane of knowledge but can never prove how it got there.
The more knowledge you've got, the more understanding you have, the better you are able to implement and pass it on to others.
You've got to get to the stage in life where going for it is more important than winning or losing.
We've got one life and the older we get the more we come to realize how short it is.
The last 16 years of my daddy's life, he got to work for me, and that made him his own boss and he like that.
I let people see the cracks in my life. We can't be phony. We've got to keep it real.
The thing that bothered me when I was in college was that I saw myself rejecting the way of life that got me to where I was.
There are a lot of bitter people out there who have got jobs that they hate and the key to life for me is doing something you love doing.
Your body is a vehicle of your emotions and a vehicle of feelings and a vehicle of whatever you need to get done in life. And you've got to take care of that vehicle.
I got very carried away with my 'Harry Potter' life and we did have school but I didn't study. I just had fun.
I think life on Earth must be about more than just solving problems... It's got to be something inspiring, even if it is vicarious.
I was a wrestler. I played football, lacrosse. After high school, I got into jujitsu. I boxed my whole adult life.
I've got to where am in life not because of something I brought to the world but through something I found - the wealth of African culture.
Once you expose your private life, if you give one little bit, the floodgates are open and everyone's got a free range for you.
Every day people say you got to move on with your life. You have to move on. And you just can't.