My first semester, I got a D in creative writing.
If the beat gets to the audience, and the message touches them, you've got a hit.
I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it.
I got more guts than brains, and that's my problem.
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.
I'm a fast healer. I was on the air a week after I got shot.
I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot.
I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.
While I was in high school, I started working professionally and got an agent.
In high school, my goal was to be a writer for SNL, then I got into the acting.
Just give it everything you've got and bowl as fast as possible.
Memory's got nothing to do with years. You remember what you remember.
In India, kids need someone to look up to. They've got it in cricket: they have Tendulkar and others.
To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.
The first audition my manger sent me on was 'The Hunger Games,' and I got the role.
Man, I don't got any real fans. Just fair-weather ones and groupies.
You've got to give loyalty down, if you want loyalty up.
If I got paid, it was no more than five dollars a column, and I still think I was overpaid.
I'm not making any excuses. I got my butt kicked in certain games.
The sun shines on everybody. You've got to keep believing.
