Carol Connelly: Fucking H.M.O. bastard pieces of shit! Beverly Connelly: Carol! Carol Connelly: Sorry. Dr. Martin Bettes: It's okay. Actually, I think that's their technical name.
Melvin Udall: Judging from your eyes, I'd say you were fifty. Carol Connelly: Judging from your eyes, I'd say you were kind, so so much for eyes.
Frank Sachs: If there's a mental health organization that raises money for people like you, be sure to let me know. Melvin Udall: Last word freak.
Melvin Udall: Did you have sex with her? [Carol comes out of the bathroom] Melvin Udall: Oh, sorry. I didn't know she was here. Did you have sex with her?
Carol Connelly: You're going to die soon with that diet. You know that, right? Melvin Udall: Oh, we're all going to die soon. I will, you will, and it sure sounds like your son will.
Melvin Udall: As long as you keep your work zipped up around me, I don't give a rat-crap what or where you shove your show. Are we done being neighbors for now?
Melvin Udall: [Typing away] At last she was able to define love... Love was...? Ah! [Thumping at the door] Melvin Udall: Oh, now I'm pissed! Now I'm really pissed!
Hyman Roth: Good health is the most important thing. More than success, more than money, more than power.
Major Barton: [to the soldiers] All right men... we're going. But I want you to remember who you are. You are the 10th Light Horse! Men from Western Australia. Don't forget it. Good luck.
Andrew Largeman: It was nice meeting you. Sam: You didn't. I'm Sam. Andrew Largeman: [shakes hand] Andrew. Sam: Nice to meet you. Good luck with your head.
Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
Tuco: [trying to read a note] "See you soon, id... " "idi... " Blondie: [taking the note] "Idiots". [He hand the note back to Tuco] Blondie: It's for you.
Carter: I trust you've had a good year? George Bailey: A good year? Well, between you and me Mr Carter we're broke. Carter: Very funny.
Lilja: [Volodja gives her the world as a present] Sorry, but I'm not sure it's a good present. It's windy, there's a mist. It's so cold. And this world isn't that good.
Nick Rice: You think your wife and daughter would feel good about you killing in their name? Clyde Shelton: My wife and daughter can't feel anything. They're dead.
Detective Dunnigan: [to Nick Rice, after finding Darby's dismembered body] Good news counselor, we found Darby... I gotta say though, he's looked better.
Ward: Good morning. My name is Allen Ward. I'm with the FBI. Deputy Pell: [mockingly] Oooh. The Federal Bureau of Integration? In that getup, you ain't exactly undercover, are ya?
Rachel Cooper: A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit. Neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Wherefore by their fruits, ye shall know them.
Bastian's Father: Good morning, Bastian. Bastian: [trying to get the lid off of a jar] Morning, Dad. I had another dream, Dad, about Mom.
Tom Smykowski: [Smykowski is in a full-body cast] Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me.
Tracy Lord: You're too good for me, George. You're a hundred times too good. And I'd make you most unhappy, most. That is, I'd do my best to.
