Lt. Kendrick: Private Santiago is dead, and that is a tragedy. But he is dead because he had no code. He is dead because he had no honor, and God was watching.
Kaffee: You're Aunt Ginny? Aunt Ginny Miller: Uh-huh. Kaffee: I'm sorry, I was expecting someone older. Aunt Ginny Miller: So was I.
[upon first meeting] Galloway: You're the attorney division assigned? Kaffee: I'm lead counsel, and this is Sam Weinberg. Lt. Weinberg: I have no responsibilities here whatsoever.
Galloway: Are you planning on doing any investigating, or are you just gonna take the guided tour? Kaffee: I'm pacing myself.
Kaffee: [just seconds before the trial starts] Last chance. I'll flip you for it. Bailiff: All rise. Capt. Ross: Too late.
Kaffee: Commander, from what I understand, if this thing goes to court, they won't need a lawyer, they'll need a priest. Galloway: No, they'll need a lawyer.
Melvin Udall: I can't get back to my old life. She's evicted me from my life! Simon Bishop: Did you really like it all that much?
Simon Bishop: Rot in hell, Melvin! Melvin Udall: No need to stop being a lady. Quit worryin! You'll be back on your knees in no time!
Carol Connelly: Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you. Melvin Udall: Maybe we could live *without* the wisecracks. Carol Connelly: Maybe we could.
Carol Connelly: Do you want to dance? Melvin Udall: I've been thinking about that for a while. Carol Connelly: [standing up] Well? Melvin Udall: No.
Carol Connelly: [to Dr. Bettes, Spencer's wonderful new doctor] Can we get you anything else? Water, coffee, couple of female slaves?
Melvin Udall: [finishing his latest romance novel] "'You saved my life,' she said... 'You'd better make it up to me.'"
Melvin Udall: [after telling Carol that he thinks she's the greatest woman on Earth] Is that something that's bad for you to be around, for you? Carol Connelly: No.
Melvin Udall: [dumping Verdell down the garbage chute] This is New York, pal. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere!
Frank Sachs: You can take my car, a convertible. Do you drive? Melvin Udall: Like the wind, BUT I'M NOT DOIN' IT! Carol Connelly: Gettin' loud.
Melvin Udall: [Melvin has once again insulted her without realizing it] Forget I said that. Carol Connelly: I'll never forget you said it.
Auric Goldfinger: Good morning, Mr. Simmons. Ready for our little game? Simmons: Sure I'm ready. When you're ten grand in the hole, you're ready for anything.
Dave Moss: We don't gotta sit here and listen to this. Blake: You CERTAINLY don't pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired.
Andrew Largeman: Hey Albert Albert: Yeah? Andrew Largeman: Good luck exploring the infinite abyss. Albert: Thank you, and Hey, you too
Tuco: [to Corporal Wallace] I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise. And sometimes they don't get up.
Tuco: There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.
