To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.
Sign of the UnicornWhat, all so soon asleep! I wish mine eyes Would, with themselves, shut up my thoughts...
The TempestI wish I could bottle up my penis and sell it at a garage sale. But first I need to get a garage.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMoreover, I wish to assure you both that I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys.
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