Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Soldier: She reminds me of my wife.
Longshanks: My son's loyal wife returns, unkilled by the heathen.
My wife says I'm much happier when I'm not a regular on a TV show.
Who I really am is the mother of six kids and Woody's wife.
I like my airplane. It's as much a part of me as anything but my wife and kids.
Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.
My wife is my favorite person I've ever met in my 40 years on the planet, and I'm sure she would agree that patience is not her strongest characteristic. I don't know that golf would be the game for her.
He, who beats his wife defies his goddess
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard.
A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!
I am a daughter, a sister, a wife and a mother. I am a friend of women and I am their advocate.
We all know that television is better for women as they get into their 40s. You could be more three-dimensional, not just the wife or the mother.
The outbreak of the war found my wife and me in Switzerland, where we were taking a cure.
Common goods, no goods.
