Complain about the house where the husband is the wife.
A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." ~ Jane Austin. Arguably one of the best opening lines in literary history (I said ARGUABLY doesn't mean I want to argue). However, ...
You see, there was this man, and he was a good man; he worked hard and did everything to the best of his ability. All he desired was for the most beautiful woman in the kingdom to be his wife. Now this wasn't all bad because she actually loved him to...
George: Martha's got money because Martha's father's second wife, not Martha's mother but after Martha's mother died, was a very old lady with warts who was very rich. Nick: She was a witch! George: She was a good witch, and she married the white mou...
Curse your wife at evening, sleep alone at night.
Happy the marriage where the husband is the head and the wife the heart.
The devil sweetens another man's wife with a spoonful of honey.
Don't blame your wife's side if your son is cross-eyed.
Choose your wife as you wish your children to be.
When a man dies, his wife is burned alive with him, but if the wife dies before her husband, the man does not suffer the same fate. If a man dies before marriage, he is given a posthumous wife. The women passionately want to be burned because they be...
Miner's Wife: Are you two looking for work? Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: No, we aren't looking for work. Miner's Wife: No?... Then why are you traveling? Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: We travel just to travel. Miner's Wife: Bless you... Blessed be you...
Politicians and children have two speeds: running and asleep.
You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children.
Catherine: So are you, um... are you seeing anybody? Theodore: Yeah, um, I've been seeing somebody for the last few months. Longest I've wanted to be with somebody since we split up. Catherine: Well, you seem really good. Theodore: Thanks. I, um... a...
When the Turk becomes richer he takes another wife.
Do not choose your wife at a dance, but in the field among the harvesters.
For whom does the blind man's wife paint herself?
Men prefer the wife of another but love their own sons more.
With the first wife is matrimony, the second company, the third heresy.
The lover of a student does not always become the wife of a graduate.
