A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that.
My first wife said, 'It's either that guitar or me,' you know -- and I give you three guesses which one went.
The pastor looks at the money. It is money coming from the wife of a sodomite. It is money coming from a woman. It is the deep-lying root of evil. But it is a lot of money.
I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife.
It is flagrantly dishonest for an advertising agent to urge consumers to buy a product which he would not allow his own wife to buy.
My wife, Sharon, and I started with nothing when we got married. I was driving a 1902 Pinto and eating off a card table.
My wife is a very talented singer. She sang a lot on 'Roswell,' and I am embarrassed to sing around her.
Since I got married my wife doesn't really let me wear anything that I used to because she says I have no taste at all.
Had it not been for 'The Apprentice' and Donald Trump, I wouldn't have met my wife through an interview with 'E! News.'
The house wife is an unpaid employee in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee.
Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale..
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
I met my wife, Margaret L. Mack, at the University of Chicago. We were married in 1936. She died in 1970.
A husband who submits to his wife's yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman's influence ought to be entirely concealed.
My wife and I are always concerned about how long it's going to take to eat out. You just don't know.
Sokrates' wife, Xanthippe, had in antiquity a reputation as a shrew - but being married to such a man would have tried anyone's patience, and the evidence is not conclusive.
To my wife, I'm not Herbie Hancock the musician. I'm her husband. When I'm talking to a neighbor, I'm a neighbor. When I vote, I'm a citizen.
I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.
When I was thirty and perhaps forty, I did not want a wife. It was too much fun being single.
Listen carefully. I'd crush you like a bug for causing my wife one single moment of pain. Believe it. Fear it.
