I love doing scripted things. What little acting ability I have I am holding on with my hangnails.
Mario CantoneDonald Kaufman: Hey, Charles. I pitched my script to mom. Charlie Kaufman: Don't say pitch.
Adaptation.Eden Brent: [on David's new script changes] Congratulations. It finally has balls.
Bullets Over BroadwayDo you think he's the murderer?" "It's worse than that -- he's an actor!
Gosford Park: The Shooting Script