I'm alive. That's a good thing.
New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans, and that means once we open the bag, there’s no stopping us until we’re licking stray bits of powdered cheese off the carpet. So stop trying ...
New Rule: Apple's next device must be a computer that you control with your tongue. Thanks for eliminating the keyboard and the mouse, but pointing and pushing at things already seems too complicated and tiring. We're Americans--and until you free ou...
New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of the American Family Association urged his flock to hand out a Christian-based comic book instead of candy. Excuse me, ...
New Rule: Gun-control people have to stop pressuring Starbucks to ban guns. I want my gun nuts overcaffeinated, twitchy, and accident-prone. That way, the problem will take care of itself. Plus, if just one gun nut kills just one pseudo-intellectual ...
New Adult is a label that is condescending to readers and authors alike. It implies that the books act as training wheels between Young Adult and Adult. For the New Adult books that are particularly childish, the label implies that they are a step ab...
Never repent a good action.
Where there's no good within, no good comes out.
A good deed bears interest.
A good deed is written on snow.
The mistakes of others are good teachers.
There is no such thing as a pretty good omelet.
A good book praises itself.
Blushing is the paint of good habits.
Not everything that is good to eat is good to talk about.
A good husband is healthy and absent.
Good things are never cheap.
The good dog never gets a good bone.
Good fortune is loaned, not owned.
Good management is better than good income.
A good deed is the best form of prayer.
