The good news and the bad news are the same: No one cares!
The good news is that economists are intelligent, engaging and often charming folks. The bad news is their work is often of little use to investors.
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
Bringing good news is imparting hope to one's fellow man. The idea of redemption is always good news, even if it means sacrifice or some difficult times.
Good news is, we're annoying him. Bad news is, we're all going to die painfully.
The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.
We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.
Turn around and believe that the good news that we are loved is better than we ever dared hope, and that to believe in that good news, to live out of it and toward it, to be in love with that good news, is of all glad things in this world the gladdes...
I hope there will be some good news and some good profits, and people will realize we have a lot of outstanding executives, and a lot of companies that are doing a good job, and those are good companies to invest in.
I had no ability, but I was determined to show heart.
Quentin: Gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you prefer? Thick Kevin: Good news. Quentin: Okay. The good news is the engine has exploded and we're all going to die. Dave: Hello, Dr Dave, Radio Rock. How is that good news? ...
There's no such thing as good news in America.
Maybe some of today's papers have too many 'feel-good' features, but there is a lot of good news out there.
It is good news, worthy of all acceptation; and yet not too good to be true.
Other people's successes are good news - for them and for you. Good for you because they show you a way to go.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
A new broom is good for three days.
The good news is dollars don't vote, people do.
Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don't know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!
The temptation of the age is to look good without being good.
The good news about New Mexico is we bring a lot of movies, a lot of television series out here, so I'm hoping I continue to work out here in New Mexico along with being part of my community.