The only time I can throw 80 yards is when my football-shaped alarm clock goes off in the morning.
This Book Has No TitleI didn’t apply for a job this morning, but I did apply deodorant. So I have that going for me.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouI miss the smell of clown in the morning. I need to be a volunteer on another political campaign.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouWhen someone insults me, I simply shut down. Then I open back up at 9 am the next morning.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom