Melvin Udall: I can't do this without you. I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me.
As Good as It GetsCarol Connelly: Have you ever let a romantic moment make you do something that you knew was stupid?
As Good as It GetsMelvin Udall: How much more you got to eat? Appetites aren't as big as your noses, huh?
As Good as It GetsSimon Bishop: Lucky for you... you're here for rock-bottom. You absolute horror of a human being.
As Good as It GetsMelvin Udall: [Hears a second knock at the door] Oh now I'm pissed. Now I AM REALLY PISSED!
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