I want to understand the elements that compose courage in the same way I understand the periodic table. I feel that by knowing the periodic table of courage I can be courageous, at least periodically.
I want to scream sometimes, because I hate when people refer to a dead person as the “late” so and so. I’m sorry to break that bad news, but that person isn’t just late—they’re not even coming!
Before I die, I want to change my name to "Here," so that my tombstone could simply read, "Here lies." And then people who knew me could walk by, shake their head, and say, "Ain't that the truth.
I want to grow a flower for every time someone tells me “F*** you.” Then I’ll go back to that person and pin the flower on their lapel in a gesture of friendship. And while they are looking down on it in astonishment, I’ll bunch up my knuckle...
I want to be in the Guinness Book of World Record’s for something ridiculous like juggling poison-tipped porcupines, playing the piano blindfolded while tightrope walking in tights, or throwing a rubber ball in a circular rim adorned with a danglin...
I want to start a band called "Friday Have Been Cancelled" and then hold open auditions every Friday. The sign will read, "Auditions For Friday Have Been Cancelled." I sure hope nobody shows up because I certainly won't be there.
Britain has been good to the Jews, and the Jews have been good for Britain.
The devil was good looking at eighteen, and course tea makes a bitter first cup.
When you have a good government the grass will grow over your troubles.
Good advice once was worth a camel; now that it is free of charge, no one takes it.
A good wife and a wholesome cabbage soup, what more could you want?
A good well-lived today makes every yesterday a dream of a good future, and every morning is a vision of hope.
One simple maxim is often worth more than two good friends.
Praise makes good people better and bad people worse.
Jobs follow people. People don't follow jobs.
I didn't have any great job prospects.
The essential job of government is to facilitate, not frustrate, job development.
As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.
I have become a housewife and there is no better job.
Film-making is a physically hard job.
In arguing against free enterprise capitalism, the collectivist always adopts the false assumption of a fixed number of jobs in that system. Conversely, in arguing for collectivism, he always assumes that there will be as many jobs as there are worke...